"Why clay your car? Claying your car produces dramatic results. Using a lubricant spray, clay is slid alongside your paint. It picks up microscopic pollutants, which a car wash cannot remove. The result is stunning! Your paint looks cleaner and feels much smoother to the touch. With a coat of wax, your car will look the best it ever has."

So my multipart question to you: Have you ever heard of this; what do you think; is this for real? — Claudia

RAY: Do they lay slices of soothing cucumber over your headlights, too, Claudia?

TOM: Believe it or not, this IS for real, Claudia. We'd never heard of it. But we checked with our pals in the body-shop underworld, and they say it's a procedure that's been accepted for a long time. It works sort of like Silly Putty works when you press it against a newspaper. Small particles stick to the clay, and then are pulled off the car's finish.

RAY: Apparently it's one of the methods used to remove rail dust from cars. Sometimes new cars that are transported by train get covered in a fine coating of metal dust that's created by the interaction between the train wheels and the tracks. And removing the dust by traditional methods can scratch the surface.

TOM: Claying is also said to remove acid-rain stains. And ring around the collar.

RAY: Is claying necessary? Of course not. It would be the kind of thing that someone who is very particular about her car's appearance would do. And if you're keeping a car forever, I suppose it might very well prolong the life of the finish.

TOM: Hey, while they're claying the car, do you think they could reshape it? Maybe they can clay my '78 Fiat and make it look like a Ferrari.

RAY: You'd be lucky if they could reshape it and make it look like a car again.

In their pamphlet "Should I Buy, Lease, or Steal My Next Car?" Tom and Ray break down the strategies for buying a car, so you can make the most of your money. Send $4.75 (check or money order) to Next Car, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475.